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Post by pinkythoms on Apr 4, 2011 13:24:44 GMT -5
Dearest Darlingest Most Mucho Wonderfullest Diary Everrrr,
I am so so so so so excited to have bought you today! I was totes just wandering around and I saw you with your fuzzy rainbow cover and I was like "O. MG. I need that!" and now you are mine <3 Time to tell you eeeeeverything about me! The best part is that you can't tell my secrets to anybody, because I have this nifty little heart-shaped lock thingy to keep you all safe and sound.
So! My name is Daniella Joe Thoms, but you'd better just call me Pinky. I am eighteen years old, and I'm sooo close to graduating from high school that I can taste it. Oh! And. I cook. I do that. I don't know yet if I want to go to college or just...you know...hang out on the island. I want to open a bakery downtown. I also do other things sometimes.
I'm also a shifter. If you don't know what that is, then why were you for sale on an island full of nobody but shifters? You silly, silly diary. That means that I can kind of...you know, morph? into an animal. Some people have really cool transformations like lions, and horses, and kitties, and I even have a friend who's a falcon. I'm a seahorse! That sounds lame, but it's super chill to be a seahorse. Plus, I can change color. I KNOW RIGHT?! C-R-A-Z-Y.
Ummm I have pink hair? And some piercings. I'm kind of short, but I have this fantastic ass. Jelly? I think so. I like to lay out in the sun, so I'm kind of tan. I have some freckles in secret places, so don't tell anybody, kay? Kay.
I dunno what all I'm going to tell you. Actually, I'll probably forget about you for days at a time...good thing you don't eat or need to be taken outside to potty, huh? Don't get me wrong...I have a bunch of fish that are very very very well cared for and happy, but since you don't live in an aquarium in my living room it'll be sort of easy to overlook you. I'm just saying.
Anyway, I love you diary <33333333333
XOXO, Pinky
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Post by pinkythoms on Apr 25, 2011 14:18:48 GMT -5
DIARY! D:
Diary, I has a sad.
I told you that I would probably forget about you for a couple of days at a time, remember? So, don't be mad that I haven't written in you in a while... You missed a lot though.
A couple of weeks ago I was skipping class, you know, like I always do, and I went to the beach to get some sun because sun is good and all.... and, well...
I've always really liked sharks. They're super awesome. My favorite are Goblin Sharks because they have these really cool sling-shotty teeth that shoot out and grab things. Did you know that sharks are pretty much blind? Yeah! They use their sense of smell and can feel vibrations in their skin. By the way, sharks don't have scales. I know right?! Awesome!
Oh, yeah. So anyway, a shark actually attacked me. I don't remember a whole lot about it, but I was freaking out that maybe it ate my leg. Turns out it just took a bite and decided that I didn't really taste as good as I look, so that's good. I've got this chunk of stuff missing from my thigh, so I'm in for a lot of surgeries and crap. Right now it's all stapled up and it itches like motherfreakingcrap, dude. Srsly.
What I really wanted to tell you is that I'm sort of scared. I don't know, I've never felt like this before. It's not just of the water, either. I'm kind of scared of a lot of things that I wouldn't have given a second thought about before...you know? It's....weird. I don't like it.
I've decided that I really don't want to go to college. N-O. I hate school as it is. Graduation is soon and when they hand me that diploma I'm going to stage-dive into the crowd and flip off the entire campus.
I'm going to stick around the island though. I still want to open a bakery here, because I really really really do love the people....and there's Gabriel. Heheheheheh....sexy sexy Gabey. I'm not sure what's going to happen between us, but I can't wait for it. He has a really cute butt. Almost as cute as mine. :3
That's all for now, I guess. I'll try and keep you updated on things, but no promises. <3
XOXO, Pinky
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